The God-fearing islands of Yeetsralia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fathead with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.573 billion stoners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yasgur's Farm. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a stoner economy, worth 974 trillion Dollarie-Doos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,617 Dollarie-Doos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Yeetsralia, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by stoners, and Fathead's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetsralia's national animal is the Crocagator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mother Superior.

Yeetsralia is ranked 17,153^rd in the world and 4^th in Falanchua for Highest Food Quality, scoring 126.59 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.