The Union of Socialist Republics of Yaroi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Salaah Al-Shakir with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.163 billion Yaroii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaroi City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaroi economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,073 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Credit mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaroi's national animal is the Thunder Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yaroi is ranked 2,889^th in the world and 136^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 131.63 law-abiding acts per hour.