The Dontknowathing of Yadontknowdoya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 40.376 billion Yadontknowdoyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Yadontknowdoyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion woopees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,355 woopees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is something rotten in the state of Yadontknowdoya, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, the nation's smallest yardbirdball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yadontknowdoya's national animal is the yardbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yadontknowdoya is ranked 121,907^th in the world and 583^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.52 law-abiding acts per hour.