The Consumer Dictatorship of Xynaxia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by El Padre Benito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.719 billion Xynaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blessed. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The powerhouse Xynaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 94,047 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,540 per year while the poor average 14,452, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xynaxia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Benitoism.

Xynaxia is ranked 135,517^th in the world and 7^th in Out Of Left Field for Safest, scoring 66.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.