The Republic of Xingal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Müller with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.169 billion Xingalese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xing. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xingalese economy, worth a remarkable 3,310 trillion Azuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,866 Azuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xingal's national animal is the Winged Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xingal is ranked 3,505^th in the world and 16^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.