The Empire of Worlds imperium romanium is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 343 million Worlds imperium romaniumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Worlds imperium romaniumian economy, worth 11.6 trillion lotions a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,951 lotions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Worlds imperium romanium's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Worlds imperium romanium's national animal is the bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Worlds imperium romanium is ranked 151,747^th in the world and 32^nd in The best region ever for Safest, scoring 57.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.