The Duff Drinkers of Woohooland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Professor Frink with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 39.347 billion Woohoolanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woohoolandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,825 trillion duffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,221 duffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, most towns have their Professor Frink High School located on Professor Frink Street, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Woohooland's national animal is the donut, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Jebus.

Woohooland is ranked 291,164^th in the world and 20^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 22.73 law-abiding acts per hour.