The Kingdom of Womble 2408 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.978 billion Womble 2408ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Womble 2408ian economy, worth 417 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,506 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,737 per year while the poor average 2,915, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2408's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2408 is ranked 270,906^th in the world and 4,173^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.