The Free Land of William Henry Willimon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.791 billion William Henry Willimonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong William Henry Willimonian economy, worth 986 trillion Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,459 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,799 per year while the poor average 15,847, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. William Henry Willimon's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

William Henry Willimon is ranked 115,546^th in the world and 262^nd in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring -30.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.