The State of Western Samoa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.204 billion Western Samoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The strong Western Samoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,333 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, gambling is outlawed, Western Samoa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Western Samoa in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Western Samoa's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Western Samoa is ranked 224,153^rd in the world and 6^th in Samoa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.57 law-abiding acts per hour.