The Confederacy of Western Northern Eastern Southern is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.682 billion Western Northern Eastern Southernians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Western Northern Eastern Southernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,467 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,140 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Ad-blocking has been nationalised, Western Northern Eastern Southern City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Altino, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Western Northern Eastern Southernian sovereign territory, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Northern Eastern Southern's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Western Northern Eastern Southern is ranked 28,844th in the world and 1st in Altino for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Western Northern Eastern Southernian sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, Western Northern Eastern Southern City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Altino.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, ad-blocking has been nationalised.
- : Western Northern Eastern Southern was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Western Northern Eastern Southern was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
