The Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 25.738 billion Muslims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-Muslimeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth a remarkable 8,023 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,746 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 46,923^rd in the world and 7^th in United Empire of Islam for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.