The Principality of Welsh Rarebit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.771 billion Welsh Rarebitians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Welsh Rarebitian economy, worth 132 trillion draaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,540 draaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Welsh Rarebit for ignoring crimes against humanity, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Welsh Rarebit's national animal is the sexy sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Welsh Rarebit is ranked 265,791^st in the world and 14^th in Sumerian Coalition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,903.41 Standard Monetary Units.