The Queen's State of Webster is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26 billion Websterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Websterian economy, worth 972 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,402 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,293 per year while the poor average 2,009, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Webster's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Webster is ranked 288,489^th in the world and 7^th in Damascus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.