The W A R of We Are Raiders is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning black hawk population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.721 billion We Are Raidersians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The strong We Are Raidersian economy, worth 446 trillion regions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,859 regions, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Raiders's national animal is the black hawk.

We Are Raiders is ranked 193,703^rd in the world and 5,202^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.26 law-abiding acts per hour.