Population | 10.468 billion |
Capital | Priastand |
Leader | like 3 different people |
Faith | Wardish Elisimism |
Currency | Kronur |
Animal | Wardish cod |
The Fractured States of Wardency is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by like 3 different people with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.468 billion Wardish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 4,019 trillion Kronurs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 383,984 Kronurs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,251,066 per year while the poor average 88,726, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.
Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Wardish, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the Wardish cod, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.
Wardency is ranked 293,151st in the world and 74th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wardency lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Wardish.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Wardency, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Wardency was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Wardency's influence in Saint Helene fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".