Population | 10.971 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Theocracy of War Dogs XI is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.971 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,881 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant War Dogs, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and it is often said that only Dog o'War could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XI's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
War Dogs XI is ranked 11,000th in the world and 16th in Realm of Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, it is often said that only Dog o'War could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant War Dogs.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time War Dog officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, the new one dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, prank shows are so hot right now.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.