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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 637thLargest Retail Industry: 981stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,171st
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To the front, scurvy dogs.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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War Dogs XI

Population10.971 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog o'War

Currencydollar
AnimalDog

The Theocracy of War Dogs XI is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.971 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,881 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant War Dogs, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and it is often said that only Dog o'War could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs XI's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

War Dogs XI is ranked 11,000th in the world and 16th in Realm of Dogs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 637thLargest Retail Industry: 981stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,532ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,211thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,852ndMost Armed: 5,129thMost Efficient Economies: 5,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,290thNudest: 5,572ndMost Cultured: 6,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,644thFattest Citizens: 6,877thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,769thLargest Governments: 8,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,000thSmartest Citizens: 13,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,091stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,106thMost Secular: 17,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,541stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,821stLargest Mining Sector: 21,970thMost Authoritarian: 22,839th
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, it is often said that only Dog o'War could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant War Dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time War Dog officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, the new one dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs XI, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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