The Nomadic Peoples of Wandering Wizard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 13.284 billion Wandering Wizards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wandering Wizardian economy, worth 983 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,043 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, lending money has become a major liability, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandering Wizard's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysticism.

Wandering Wizard is ranked 283,465^th in the world and 7^th in My Little Pony Equestria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.6 kickbacks per hour.