The Federation of Wandererer is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.157 billion Wanderererians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wanderererian economy, worth 128 trillion tags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,644 tags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has killer fashion sense, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandererer's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wandererer is ranked 119,565^th in the world and 221^st in The Black Hawks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.66 kickbacks per hour.