The Queendom of Wagadou is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.092 billion Wagadouans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 5.6%.

The Wagadouan economy, worth 686 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,416 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wagadou's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wagadou is ranked 166,461^st in the world and 5^th in Iranian Islamic Republic for Most Primitive, scoring -63.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.