The Democratic States of W1nky is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.53 billion W1nkyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient W1nkyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion hong kong dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 179,483 hong kong dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is totally unknown. W1nky's national animal is the flower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is buddhism.

W1nky is ranked 22,285^th in the world and 5^th in Ridgefield for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.9 law-abiding acts per hour.