The Free State of Vosiycrs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive of Vosiycrs with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.2 billion Vosiyrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector Yangon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vosiycrsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,486 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,156 Kyats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,310,494 per year while the poor average 4,389, a ratio of 981 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide Humans are growing in popularity, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vosiycrs's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vosiycrs is ranked 294,427^th in the world and 2^nd in The Worst Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.02 law-abiding acts per hour.