The Blackened Crust Queen of Vivian Slaughter is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.572 billion Vivian Slaughterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Vivian Slaughterian economy, worth 92.3 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,644 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vivian Slaughter's national animal is the Dude.

Vivian Slaughter is ranked 63,653^rd in the world and 9^th in Japanese Black Metal Scene for Most Corrupt Governments, with 28.66 kickbacks per hour.