The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.192 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 17,767 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 800,613 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 1,145^th in the world and 3^rd in The top 3 giant for Highest Food Quality, scoring 343.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.