The Conch Republic of VinVachia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wade Wilson with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 30.544 billion VinVachians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anytown USA. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VinVachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,754 trillion Sugar Packets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,646 Sugar Packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, a third of VinVachians are e-certified CEOs, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VinVachia's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

VinVachia is ranked 289,601^st in the world and 3^rd in United Otter Emirates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.35 kickbacks per hour.