The Corrupted Official of Vez Nan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vez Nan with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.697 billion Vez Nanites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark Tower. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vez Nanite economy, worth 158 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,832 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vez Nan's national animal is the Demon Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of Personality.

Vez Nan is ranked 50,281^st in the world and 1^st in The Militia for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.