Population | 3.082 billion |
Capital | Vahneel |
Leader | Koroyios Mavrolouloukos |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Military Junta of Valaryian Burvenchkaht is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Koroyios Mavrolouloukos with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.082 billion Valaryian Greeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vahneel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Valaryian Burvenchkahtian economy, worth 895 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 290,652 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, colonial subjects have Valaryian Burvenchkahtian culture shoved down their throats, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valaryian Burvenchkaht's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht is ranked 281,746th in the world and 31st in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 4.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valaryian Burvenchkaht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, colonial subjects have Valaryian Burvenchkahtian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults.
- : Valaryian Burvenchkaht voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Valaryian Burvenchkaht voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Isla De Militarias and Skelleftella.