The United Socialist States of Uruk-Hai Lurtz is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 24.54 billion Uruk-Hai Lurtzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The powerhouse Uruk-Hai Lurtzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Saurons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,460 Saurons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,129 per year while the poor average 14,939, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uruk-Hai Lurtz's national animal is the Mordor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uruk-Hai Lurtz is ranked 250,739^th in the world and 153^rd in Hell for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.