The Rick Respecting Royalty of Ur too shy to say it is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.826 billion Ur too shy to say itians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ur too shy to say itian economy, worth 443 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,960 Ricks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,512 per year while the poor average 28,461, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, black tea is only available on the black market, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur too shy to say it's national animal is the Rick, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rick duh.

Ur too shy to say it is ranked 281,593^rd in the world and 576^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.