The Mapped Marvellousness of Minyos is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.97 billion Minyonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxxla. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Minyosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,115 trillion minyas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 84,272 minyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minyos's national animal is the mynah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minyos is ranked 138,004^th in the world and 4^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Patriotic, with 11.1 flags saluted per person per day.