The Federation of UNSEA is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emily Gold Rose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.605 billion Southeast Asians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperity. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient UNSEAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion SEA Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,893 SEA Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, Emily Gold Rose reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime is totally unknown. UNSEA's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Progress.

UNSEA is ranked 3,398^th in the world and 2^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.68 law-abiding acts per hour.