The Battalion of Unknown000 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by CK with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.551 billion Unknownian soldiers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Unknownian soldier economy, worth 479 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,482 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown000's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unknown000 is ranked 35,953^rd in the world and 1^st in MR Alliance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 60.49 kickbacks per hour.