The Glorious Nation of United States of Buffaloia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Central Planning with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.026 billion Buffaloians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffalo City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Buffaloian economy, worth a remarkable 2,800 trillion Buffaloian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 133,184 Buffaloian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Buffaloia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Buffaloia is ranked 86,402^nd in the world and 3,748^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 88.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.