The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.16 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 836 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,632 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 820,891 per year while the poor average 65,682, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 6,914^th in the world and 271^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,203.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.