The United States of Guyasia is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 26 million Guyasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 10.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guyasian economy, worth 1.84 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,675 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nano-Oxen are the current fad sweeping the nation, preservative-laden Guyasian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and penal labor is a de facto death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Guyasia's national animal is the Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyasia is ranked 155,329^th in the world and 3,978^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,182.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.