The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.924 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 871 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 222,221 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 7,645^th in the world and 417^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,631.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.