The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli Jones with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.891 billion Uiiopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,129 trillion bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,753 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', Eli Jones steals from the rich and gives to the needy, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 2,651^st in the world and 4^th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.36 law-abiding acts per hour.