The Republic of Uaoie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Newton with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.115 billion Uaoieans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtonville. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Uaoiean economy, worth 138 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,426 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uaoie's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyantistic Cyanism.

Uaoie is ranked 194,496^th in the world and 1^st in Cole for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 265.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.