The Principality of Tyrassueb is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Alexander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.499 billion Tyrassuebians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrassueb City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrassuebian economy, worth a remarkable 4,254 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 197,886 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Prince Alexander is called 'Patches' at international summits, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrassueb's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Tyrassueb is ranked 614^th in the world and 38^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.95 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.