Population | 17.456 billion |
Capital | Westminster |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Tupou is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.456 billion Tupouans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.
The strong Tupouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,069 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,802 per year while the poor average 4,010, a ratio of 107 to 1.
Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tupou's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tupou is ranked 67,519th in the world and 1st in Tonga for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tupou agreed to construct embassies between Tonga and Mitteleuropa.
- : Tupou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Tupou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Tupou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Tupou agreed to construct embassies between Tonga and OMLB.
- : Tupou agreed to construct embassies between Tonga and Anglosphere.
- : Tupou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Tupou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Tupou agreed to construct embassies between Tonga and Soviet Spawn.
- : Tupou agreed to construct embassies between Tonga and Modorra.