The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm I with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.204 billion Tuirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volksstahlhügel. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tuirslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,578 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,355 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuirsland's national animal is the Bämburg Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuirsland is ranked 49,049^th in the world and 18^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.