The Monarquia absolutista of Tuansia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rei Salazar trajano with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.621 billion Tuansiaanos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swellview. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The very strong Tuansian economy, worth 100 trillion dulas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,692 dulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuansia's national animal is the Cão Suidae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Tuansia is ranked 140,400^th in the world and 2^nd in Lesser Antilles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.8 law-abiding acts per hour.