The MT Army Museum of TSB33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 23.019 billion TSB33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TSB33ian economy, worth 565 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,552 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TSB33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TSB33 is ranked 40,443^rd in the world and 1^st in The Soviet Block for Most Primitive, scoring 62.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.