The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.829 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,017 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,210 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Trotterdam Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, board shorts have replaced board rooms, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Trotterdam. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 293,294^th in the world and 20^th in Pony Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -1400.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.