The Colony of TROA33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.273 billion TROA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TROA33ian economy, worth 465 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,277 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TROA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TROA33 is ranked 149,787^th in the world and 1^st in The Revenge of Antifa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.