The Republic of Trisol X is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karagg Zu'ud with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.371 billion Trisolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trisolova. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trisolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion Trisologanias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 88,437 Trisologanias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trisol X's national animal is the Trisola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trisol X is ranked 108,934^th in the world and 4^th in Federation of Allies for Safest, scoring 79.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.