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Largest Retail Industry: 243rdHighest Crime Rates: 842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,254th
The Republic of
People are the most important asset of the country
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Population4.831 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Mike Harriot


The Republic of Townsvalley is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mike Harriot with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.831 billion Civilians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 382 trillion Hektes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,203 Hektes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,511 per year while the poor average 5,017, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Tourists call Civlized beach towns "the fine coastline", court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Hekte charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Townsvalley is ranked 236,734th in the world and 9,723rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 243rdHighest Crime Rates: 842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,254thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,713thFattest Citizens: 1,838thMost Armed: 1,855thRudest Citizens: 2,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,053rdMost Influential: 2,057thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,154thMost Avoided: 4,006thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,328thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,589thMost Primitive: 9,208thMost Devout: 9,294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,028thTop
Most Pro-Market: 16,345thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,297thLargest Mining Sector: 18,861stMost Cultured: 19,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,371st
Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Avoided: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 237th in the regionMost Devout: 389th in the regionMost Primitive: 408th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 593rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 731st in the regionMost Influential: 781st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 792nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 888th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 946th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 949th in the region

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