|Leader||Prime Minister Mike Harriot|
The Republic of Townsvalley is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mike Harriot with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.831 billion Civilians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 382 trillion Hektes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,203 Hektes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,511 per year while the poor average 5,017, a ratio of 101 to 1.
Tourists call Civlized beach towns "the fine coastline", court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Hekte charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Hekte charge on their phone bill.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, tourists call Civlized beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Townsvalley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Not so much Grumpy Colony of Sunto.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
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