The Loving Couple of Too Many Options- is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tom with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.584 billion Too Many Options-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Market. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Too Many Options-ian economy, worth 580 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,573 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too Many Options-'s national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.
Too Many Options- is ranked 66,149th in the world and 33rd in The Frontier for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.68 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Too Many Options- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Too Many Options-'s influence in The Frontier fell from "Handshaker" to "Vassal".
- : Too Many Options-'s influence in The Frontier rose from "Vassal" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Too Many Options-ian Desert.
- : Following new legislation in Too Many Options-, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
