The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of Todlichebujoku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.4 billion Tödlichebujokis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotlichtčiku. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tödlichebujoki economy, worth a remarkable 3,710 trillion valijanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,531 valijanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Tödlichebujokis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the weather in Rotlichtčiku is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown. Todlichebujoku's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Todlichebujoku is ranked 107,190^th in the world and 18^th in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.02 law-abiding acts per hour.