The Join Lily of TLS 35 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 8.38 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 361 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,172 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 35's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TLS 35 is ranked 176,649^th in the world and 4,432^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.73 law-abiding acts per hour.